When asking your friends to describe someone:
Anong PROFILE niya?
Or when describing someone's personality:
Ang PROFILE niya kasi, ganito....
When you ask your friends what they think of a person they just met:
O, anong ASSESSMENT mo sa kanya?
When trying to think of what to say:
Nako, kailangan ko na gumawa ng SPIEL
When you've had enough (food, drinks, etc):
QUOTA na ko!
*can also be applied on anything that is done repetitively
ie:
Camwhoring with friends:
Yon! QUOTA na sa pictures!!!!
When you're in hurry:
Yes.... URGENT?
When you're trying to convince someone:
Sige, i-pu-PUSH ko
When you're too busy running errands left and right:
PERFORMS DUTIES THAT MAY BE ASSIGNED FROM TIME TO TIME
What to call a heart-to-heart talk with someone:
STRAT PLAN
(Strategic planning)
When you hang out with friends before the work day starts:
MORNING MEETING
When you go out with your friends during the weekends:
WEEKLY MEETING
When asking how something went:
Ano ng STATUS?
What you call your network:
DATABASE
What you say when you go finding people to talk to, hang out with, etc:
SEARCH MY DATABASE
What you call people you met through your friends:
REFERRALS
When you have a lot of friends:
VOLUME
When you have just a few:
TRICKLES
What you call people who lost touch with you:
KEPT FOR REFERENCE
or KEPT FOR FUTURE NEED
What you call people who are not worth your time:
CRAPPY ACCOUNT
When settling differences:
Hindi mo naman ako binigyan ng RESUME ng likes and dislikes mo
-Kristina
When passing on some things to your friends because you're leaving:
O, ito na yung TURNOVER ko.
-Chai
When planning a gathering, etc:
Anong TAT?
(Turn-around time)
When checking how many people are coming:
Ilan ang HEADCOUNT?
When waiting for friends' reply:
AWAITING FEEDBACK pa e.
or CONFIRMATION
When asking your friend's free time:
Kailan ang AVAILABILITY mo?
When checking if a plan is pushing through:
Ano, mag-fa-FOLLOW UP na ba ko?
When planning the budget:
Magkano ba ang i-pa-PLOT ko per HEADCOUNT?
*For this part, take note of the difference between "friends" and friends.
When you're single, you say:
I am ACTIVELY EXPLORING
When setting your friends up:
May i-e-ENDORSE ako sa'yo...
What you call the "friends" you met through your friends:
ENDORSEMENTS
When you tell your friends the kind of person that you like:
CALIBRATION MEETING
When you ask your friend what kind of person they like:
Ano bang QUALIFICATIONS?
When describing your ideal partner:
Good comm
Personable
Willing to work on extended hours
Willing to travel
Has staying power
When looking for potential "friends":
SOURCING na!
or Mag-so-SOURCE na ko
When you go to events such as parties just to look for "friends":
JOB FAIR
When you've looked everywhere and still found nobody:
SATURATION REPORT
or
Na-SATURATE ko na ang network ko.
What you call "friends":
CANDIDATES
When unsure if you like a person or not:
FOR COMPARISON siya
When unsure of what kind of relationship you have with a person:
PENDING APPLICATION
When you don't like someone:
NQ siya...
(Not qualified)
When you feel the person is too good for you:
OVER-QUALIFIED,
HIGH-END
or SEASONED
When the person is younger than you:
TOO JUNIOR
When someone doesn't like you:
NOT INTERESTED
When that person is in a relationship:
PRESENTLY CONNECTED
When that person found another:
HAS ALREADY SIGNED ANOTHER OFFER
When stalking:
B.I.
(Background Investigation)
What you call the people who give information to you:
CHARACTER REFERENCES
If you want to get to know a person better:
Mag-PROBING ka kasi
When you ask a friend to do that for you:
Sige, i-PRE SCREEN mo muna
What you call the first encounter:
INITIAL INTERVIEW
if it's in person:
FACE TO FACE INTERVIEW
if it's just over the phone:
PHONE SCREENING
if you're with your group:
PANEL INTERVIEW
When describing not-so-good-looking people:
Mukhang GH
(General Hands/Laborers)
When describing good-looking people:
STRONG CANDIDATE
When you like someone already:
FOR J.O. na siya!
(Job offer)
What you call a relationship:
CAREER OPPORTUNITY
When you're finally together:
May BILLING!
What you call the first day you're officially together:
START DATE
What you call the first few weeks of your relationship:
ORIENTATION
When you break-up with someone:
Na-TERM na siya
(Terminate)
When the relationship has ended:
EOC na
or ENDO
(End of contract)
When you have gotten over a previous relationship:
MOVING FORWARD
When you've found someone better:
CAREER GROWTH
When you just stay with someone for the money:
FINANCIAL GROWTH
When all you think of is yourself:
PERSONAL GROWTH
Serious partner:
PERMANENT POST
Fling:
TEMPO
(Temporary position)
Multiple partners:
VARIOUS REQUIREMENTS
Pimp:
RECRUITMENT PARTNER
Slut:
OPPORTUNITIES FOR ALL
Someone who has been in a long term relationship:
HAS SOLID BACKGROUND
or HAS *number of years* SOLID WORKING EXPERIENCE
Someone who just plays around:
JOB-HOPPER
Someone who's very ideal but can't really be with you:
BENCHMARK
Anong PROFILE niya?
Or when describing someone's personality:
Ang PROFILE niya kasi, ganito....
When you ask your friends what they think of a person they just met:
O, anong ASSESSMENT mo sa kanya?
When trying to think of what to say:
Nako, kailangan ko na gumawa ng SPIEL
When you've had enough (food, drinks, etc):
QUOTA na ko!
*can also be applied on anything that is done repetitively
ie:
Camwhoring with friends:
Yon! QUOTA na sa pictures!!!!
When you're in hurry:
Yes.... URGENT?
When you're trying to convince someone:
Sige, i-pu-PUSH ko
When you're too busy running errands left and right:
PERFORMS DUTIES THAT MAY BE ASSIGNED FROM TIME TO TIME
What to call a heart-to-heart talk with someone:
STRAT PLAN
(Strategic planning)
When you hang out with friends before the work day starts:
MORNING MEETING
When you go out with your friends during the weekends:
WEEKLY MEETING
When asking how something went:
Ano ng STATUS?
What you call your network:
DATABASE
What you say when you go finding people to talk to, hang out with, etc:
SEARCH MY DATABASE
What you call people you met through your friends:
REFERRALS
When you have a lot of friends:
VOLUME
When you have just a few:
TRICKLES
What you call people who lost touch with you:
KEPT FOR REFERENCE
or KEPT FOR FUTURE NEED
What you call people who are not worth your time:
CRAPPY ACCOUNT
When settling differences:
Hindi mo naman ako binigyan ng RESUME ng likes and dislikes mo
-Kristina
When passing on some things to your friends because you're leaving:
O, ito na yung TURNOVER ko.
-Chai
When planning a gathering, etc:
Anong TAT?
(Turn-around time)
When checking how many people are coming:
Ilan ang HEADCOUNT?
When waiting for friends' reply:
AWAITING FEEDBACK pa e.
or CONFIRMATION
When asking your friend's free time:
Kailan ang AVAILABILITY mo?
When checking if a plan is pushing through:
Ano, mag-fa-FOLLOW UP na ba ko?
When planning the budget:
Magkano ba ang i-pa-PLOT ko per HEADCOUNT?
*For this part, take note of the difference between "friends" and friends.
When you're single, you say:
I am ACTIVELY EXPLORING
When setting your friends up:
May i-e-ENDORSE ako sa'yo...
What you call the "friends" you met through your friends:
ENDORSEMENTS
When you tell your friends the kind of person that you like:
CALIBRATION MEETING
When you ask your friend what kind of person they like:
Ano bang QUALIFICATIONS?
When describing your ideal partner:
Good comm
Personable
Willing to work on extended hours
Willing to travel
Has staying power
When looking for potential "friends":
SOURCING na!
or Mag-so-SOURCE na ko
When you go to events such as parties just to look for "friends":
JOB FAIR
When you've looked everywhere and still found nobody:
SATURATION REPORT
or
Na-SATURATE ko na ang network ko.
What you call "friends":
CANDIDATES
When unsure if you like a person or not:
FOR COMPARISON siya
When unsure of what kind of relationship you have with a person:
PENDING APPLICATION
When you don't like someone:
NQ siya...
(Not qualified)
When you feel the person is too good for you:
OVER-QUALIFIED,
HIGH-END
or SEASONED
When the person is younger than you:
TOO JUNIOR
When someone doesn't like you:
NOT INTERESTED
When that person is in a relationship:
PRESENTLY CONNECTED
When that person found another:
HAS ALREADY SIGNED ANOTHER OFFER
When stalking:
B.I.
(Background Investigation)
What you call the people who give information to you:
CHARACTER REFERENCES
If you want to get to know a person better:
Mag-PROBING ka kasi
When you ask a friend to do that for you:
Sige, i-PRE SCREEN mo muna
What you call the first encounter:
INITIAL INTERVIEW
if it's in person:
FACE TO FACE INTERVIEW
if it's just over the phone:
PHONE SCREENING
if you're with your group:
PANEL INTERVIEW
When describing not-so-good-looking people:
Mukhang GH
(General Hands/Laborers)
When describing good-looking people:
STRONG CANDIDATE
When you like someone already:
FOR J.O. na siya!
(Job offer)
What you call a relationship:
CAREER OPPORTUNITY
When you're finally together:
May BILLING!
What you call the first day you're officially together:
START DATE
What you call the first few weeks of your relationship:
ORIENTATION
When you break-up with someone:
Na-TERM na siya
(Terminate)
When the relationship has ended:
EOC na
or ENDO
(End of contract)
When you have gotten over a previous relationship:
MOVING FORWARD
When you've found someone better:
CAREER GROWTH
When you just stay with someone for the money:
FINANCIAL GROWTH
When all you think of is yourself:
PERSONAL GROWTH
Serious partner:
PERMANENT POST
Fling:
TEMPO
(Temporary position)
Multiple partners:
VARIOUS REQUIREMENTS
Pimp:
RECRUITMENT PARTNER
Slut:
OPPORTUNITIES FOR ALL
Someone who has been in a long term relationship:
HAS SOLID BACKGROUND
or HAS *number of years* SOLID WORKING EXPERIENCE
Someone who just plays around:
JOB-HOPPER
Someone who's very ideal but can't really be with you:
BENCHMARK
